Avian Flu? No Problem…

October 5th, 2005

retarded flu
President Bush will use any excuse to flex his military might. During his press conference yesterday, Bush appealed to Congress to grant him additional military powers to deal with future pandemics through quarantine and martial law.

In lieu of martial law, and the unprecedented havoc it would create on the US, I propose either one of the following two options:

1. Have everybody in the country move to Arkansas
2. Appoint Gary the Retard the new bird flu czar

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Slither from the album “Contraband” by Velvet Revolver

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